you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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