So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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