Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My feet surprised me
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