Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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