just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How drunk are you?
Completed.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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