Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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