SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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