This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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