how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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