your parents love me but you hate me
i would punch a child for taco bell
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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