at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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