Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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