It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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