OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
