And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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