Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't deserve a penis
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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