Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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