why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I think my nap took me to another dimension
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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