I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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