fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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