Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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