That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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