Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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