Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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