Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i think my mom watched the whole time
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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