if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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