question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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