We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
jump out the window naked night went bad
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