Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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