just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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