And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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