a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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