i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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