How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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