DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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