I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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