i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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