He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
What a dumb baby whore.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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