adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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