You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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