you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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