Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
