So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
