Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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