What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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