Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
