I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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