I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
