I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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