Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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