It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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