News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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