If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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