Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think my vagina is haunted
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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