: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
