whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
im drinking this country out of the recession.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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